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How selective do you want to be?
 
  geha714

Chavistology

It sounds better.

That picture would fit perfectly in Failblog.org

  Kepler

Misión Ribas vendor

That Misión was the one supposed to enable Venezuelan dropouts to gain the skills needed for university.

It is so sad.

The opposition should use this.

Give people dignified qualifications, either as skilled workers or as people who can really get into university to do something meaningful.
Venezuelans are not for being street vendors
selling Chinese toys or US underwear or Turkish t-shirts with Chavez images printed on them.

  FoxtrotCharlie

The Economy needs to be righted

Because right now even a professional has a hard time maintaining a decent standard of living (What I consider a decent standard of living, but that story was told in Quico's old post about the middle class elites).

There was a time when being a carpenter, electrician, plumber, leather-maker, etc. (I presume these are what Kepler means by skilled worker, not professional but with useful skills at a lower level) earned you a decent living. Today I don't think that's quite possible. Many get by, but would hardly be in a position to get enough credit to buy a nice house, or simply own their own property some day.

  Kepler

I mean them all, specially those you meant, but also higher

Developed nations would not have become developed without them: the skilled carpenter, the skilled mechanic, etc. A nation is not built exclusively or even primarily by engineers and top researchers...the German Facharbeiter.
Instead, we are fooling ourselves with sending millions to university, diluting the quality of education there and not even caring for the most basic public education.

It is clear this oil boom has promoted more vending beggars. Now, whatever happens next, we can head towards development if we drive people towards improving their skills at the same time as we
tell them what environment and sacrifices are needed, not promising heaven right away as cojon-less politicians have done since we got independence.

  Anonymous

Bizarre on many levels

Did you notice that it's a kid-size shirt, too? And small kids, probably no more than 3-4 years old. Isn't it supposed to be a crime to expose kids to violence?

"Chavez respects rifles and shotguns" - am I translating that right? If so, it makes no sense to me. We could only know the truth if he had ever actually faced one down, and we all know he hasn't.

Still, I wonder if that's the chant we hear at the next Tribunal Supremo inauguration.

AIO

  Anonymous

"Chavez respects rifles and shotguns"

No, it means, "rifle, shotgun, respect Chavez!" The rifle and the shotgun are there just for the rhyme and their intimidation values.

  Anonymous

Fusil, escopeta...

Fusil, escopeta, dale a Chavez en la jeta!

(Quico forgot to translate the t-shirt for the benefit of the non-spanish-speaking members of the audience. Let's just say that "fusil" means rifle and "escopeta" means shotgun.)

  Mike E.

Some money for the opposition

Anybody interested to make some money for the opposition? I would buy a sizeable quantity of these T's and specially the "wifebeaters" and sell them on ebay - profits to an opposition candidate of the site owners' pick. They will sell like hotcakes on ebay or via link on a leftist site here!

These things will be worth megamoney, like presently Rock Star T's of the 60ies, in 10 - 20 years (well, maybe not "mega", but at least keeping up with inflation).

As a "SAMPLE" / starter order, I will put up $ 300. I estimate that the selling price here would have to be in the $ 15 - 20 range, so I would have to buy them for less than $ 10 C+F Miami to make some meaningful money.

Any takers? Aren't you all about doing SOMETHING? The site owners have my email.

  Roberto N

Add DONDE ESTAN LOS REALES?

to the collection.

Any other suggestions?

Hey, bumper stickers would be cool too. $5.99 each.

  Quico

Lie down, Lazarus!

Nothing Chávez did do, or might do, or could do will ever excuse the disgusting racial slur you've debased yourself by using against him.

You're. Not. Helping.

  Anonymous

Say what, kemosabe?

Did you know that the name of the Lone Ranger's companion in the old TV show was "Tonto", but in the latinamerican version of the show it was changed to "Toro" for obvious reasons?

Tonto=Toro. There's some timeless truth there.

Nothing Chávez did do, or might do, or could do will ever excuse the disgusting racial slur you've debased yourself by using against him.

What racial slur, kemosabe? Did Lazarus insult monkeys by comparing them with Chavez? Was it a racial slur when Chavez called Micheletti "Goriletti" as well? In any case, the whole "Mico Mandante" is nothing but a clever play on words of "Mi Comandante". Nothing racial there. That's the term THEY use. Lazarus just moved the space a couple of places to the right to improve the accuracy of the statement.

And do you think that Weil's cartoons (which represent Chavez with a military boot for a head) are racial slurs too?

  Roberto N

Usually Kepler, you're a pretty decent guy

pero te equivocaste on this one.

Anyone who has spent 2 days or more in Venezuela knows that for decades many of those who had more material wealth referred to those with less as "monos". It isn't a "cute" term like, "vaya mi negro!" etc.

If there ever was a term that demonstrated that there is some undertones of racism in our country, this is one.

There are plenty of perjorative terms that can be used to describe Mr. Chavez that do not fall into racism.

Do you think, that perhaps, the usage of terms like "mono", "niche", "merienda de negros" etc. did not play a role in reaffirming the divide that was one of the reasons Mr. Chavez' "project" gained traction and became able to be imposed upon us?

It is high time those who use those terms reflect upon what they are saying, and why.

I have no problem with someone who calls Mr. Chavez 'ese hijo de puta barata" or " ese rolo 'e mamaguevo". Let's not bring race into the discussion too, it's a nonstarter.

  Kepler

Perhaps I expressed it very badly

I am not saying at all "mono" alon is cute. I agree with you on all.

The rich guy in the yacht who called the others "monos" was a bloody racist and elitist. Anyway, as my friend later told me when I was discussing the issue: the guy would not have even understood me, as it was so ingrained. The fact that it is ingrained does not mean it is better. It is simply that people don't realise how racist they are. That is a problem Venezuelans have.

There are some cases in which a term like negro can be purely descriptive (but never mono).
There are thousands of songs talking about "no me dejes, mi negra".
I used to call my sister "negra" or "china". That is because she is darker and has slanted eyes. She used to call me "catire" just because I got the paler skin and as child had light brown hair.
In this sense I don't think we were acting in a racist tone.

There are cases in which the term gorilla may be used in a non-racial tone, but, and this was my point, it is only in cases where there is little problem of interpretation, like in the Lukashenko case (google for gorilla and Lukashenko).
So: even if gorilla may be used in cases where there is no racist tone, it is at best ambiguous and, in the case of Venezuela, almost always going to be meant in a racist tone (although people are not aware of that as some here have shown)

I hope now I am clearer.

  Kepler

and I was

perhaps too willing to admit a more frequent use of the non-racist connotation, but it is true: it is almost always meant in a racist manner in Venezuela.

As for the terms "niches", "sin clase", etc: I also agree, this has contributed in a huge way to allianate a great amount of people.
My brother and sisters studied in public schools all the time.
I studied in a public school as well but for the last 2 years of bachillerato. I never heard as many times the use of those words
than there: all the time "eso lo usan los niches", "esos son unos ....". The words were not targeted at me, but they would make me angry all the same.

I suppose many of those using those word would say now "era echando vaina".

  Quico

Pathetic and wrong

Cleverness in punning is not a "get out of jail free" card.

Comparing dark skinned people to monkeys is racist and disgusting.

Always has been. Always will be. There's no way around it.

It's vile and stupid as well. With 993,958,384 LEGITIMATE reasons to criticize the government resorting to this sort of thing only debases us. There's simply no room for it.

  Anonymous

Political correctness is a clear sign of mental retardation

Toro (aka Tonto) said: Comparing dark skinned people to monkeys is racist and disgusting

So if you say anything that might be considered as even the least bit offensive to a person with a dark skin, you're obviously a racist?

If you make photoshops of Bush that make him look like a chimpanzee, that's perfectly OK, after all, he's white. If you call Micheletti "Gorilleti", it's OK too. After all, he has an Italian name, so he's obviously white too and nothing you can say about white people could possibly qualify as a racial slur. Not even "cracker" or "white trash" or "evil blue-eyed devil".

So, tell me, Quico-kun, is Weil's portrayal of Chavez with a military boot for a head racist or not?

It's vile and stupid as well. With 993,958,384 LEGITIMATE reasons to criticize the government resorting to this sort of thing only debases us. There's simply no room for it.

Watch out when you dismount that hideously high horse you're riding there, buddy. Using "reason" and "logic" and "reasonable arguments" is very nice and everything, but when you're dealing with a rabid dog, niceties will only get you bitten faster.

You know what I just realized? You really are not at all like Osvaldo.

  Anonymous

I come because most folks don't do what you just did.

Kepler,

I come to these blogs because most folks don't do what you just did.

By reacting with these nonsensical rants and by indulging in name calling, you expose yourself over and over again quite nicely.

By the way you do NOT know Belarus.It is quite a bit more racist than the US.But the point I am making is not to compare countries it is about seeing things more clearly.

firepigette

  Anonymous

reverse racism

This is slander Kepler.

Anyone who actually speaks English knows that I was referring to " reverse racism".In Venezuela there are those who are racist against whites,and when I first went there they made some denigrating remarks about my light skin, but soon enough I felt that despite that, people were not so racist against whites.Maybe a bit but not enough for me to throw a hissy fit.

Before you make such a slanderous statement, I would advise you to have proof.

My life is a testimony to the fact that I may be many things, but a racist ain't one of them.

But one thing I would like to throw up for consideration"

Is sending me to bake cookies a sexist remark?

  Roy

Opposition Internal Conflict

Unfortunately, this little spat represents all that is wrong with the Opposition in Venezuela. People are too ready to lose sight of the common foe and bicker amongst themselves over issues that don't advance the cause.

  Anonymous

An apology from Lazarus

In my comment last night I was trying to add to the debate. Specifically that the government was celebrating (another) failure of 18 years ago while students were being gassed. Quico quickly slapped me down. I wrote to him elsewhere the following:

I am not the type of person to ever intentionally offend anyone, ever. I'll engage in debate on an ethical and moral basis, but not to debase.

But as a person who has picked up Spanish in Venezuela, on the street, by reading blogs and newspapers, dictionary's and watching local television over the past few years, I have obviously learned and written (parroted) something grotesque. Not my intention, and I apologize without knowing what it was.

I would appreciate if you would set me straight, so I do not repeat.

I do sincerely apologize for my gaffe.

Quico explained what I wrote, and accepted my apology.

First, I meant to write Mi comamdante, I made a typo.

Second, I do not know what a mico is.

Thirdly, thank you Quico for accepting my aplogy, and I hope the community does as well.

Fourthly, can we get back to an honest debate without the name calling?

  Anonymous

Me das lastima - Lazarus

Come on pussy, man up and stick with your opinions and free speech.

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