World’s least convincing slur

[OK, I’d pledged to lay off the blog during my trip, but this one I can’t resist.]

Dear Al,

I guess the effort it would have taken to slide your mouse all the way to the “about the author” link and then click might have given you a hernia – if you’d risked it, though, you would have found out I didn’t come to Europe to go camping, I live here!

Just to set the record nice and straight, here’s how it is:

Ryanair tickets from Brussels South Charleroi to Venice-Treviso…..44 euros(tax included)

Pitching a tent at an Italian Campground…..3euro50 (split two ways)

Bread, butter, cheese, ham and apples for today’s lunch and dinner…..4euro80

Half an hour’s net café access to post this…..75 eurocent

Getting slammed in NarcoNews as a bloodsucking oligarch for traveling like this…..priceless

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