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Francisco Toro

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 How do you consider Venezuelan democracy? 
 With much uncertainty 
 With uncertainty 
 With medium uncertainty 
 Without uncertainty 
 With no uncertainty 
 
Current results

(I swear this is not a malicious translation – the original question in Spanish is just as weirdly non-sensical…plus, what the hell is the difference between “sin incertidumbre” and “con nada de incertidumbre”?! What kind of baboon structures a poll response this way?)

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 How do you consider President Chavez’s policy to foster cooperatives to counterbalance monopolistic neoliberal enterprises? 
 Excellent 
 Good 
 Fair 
 Bad 
 Terrible 
 
Current results

(Good thing that’s not a leading question, huh?)

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 How do you qualify Venezuelan democracy today? 
 Very revolutionary 
 Revolutionary 
 With characteristics of both 
 Conservative (Puntofijista) 
 Very conservative (Very puntofijista) 
 Other 
 
Current results

And to think they say NAOR’s polling isn’t professional!

(Sorry, no idea why the spacing got so screwed up…)

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