…and after that he’s off to Siam, Tanganyika, Prussia and Eastern Slavonia…

…on yesterday’s Aló, delincuente, Chavez announced plans for his Axis of Evil World Tour ’06, with the obligatory stops in Iran and Russia but also a highly unusual visit to North Korea and a courtesy call in a country he referred to as “North Vietnam.” I kid you not…

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