Quico says: I wanted to make fun of this little rant, but on second thought, the thing satirizes itself:
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Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has vowed to expel foreigners who publicly criticise him or his government.
“No foreigner can come here to attack us. Anyone who does must be removed from this country,” he said during his weekly TV and radio programme.
Mr Chavez also ordered officials to monitor statements made by international figures in Venezuela.
“How long are we going to allow a person – from any country in the world – to come to our own house to say there’s a dictatorship here, that the president is a tyrant, and nobody does anything about it?” Mr Chavez said.
“It cannot be allowed – it is a question of national dignity,” he said.