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Quico says: The government could barely contain its collective orgasm today over the launch of “the first Venezuelan satellite.” Venezuelan?! Se fumaron una lumpia…Chinese design, Chinese engineering, Chinese...

Quico says: The government could barely contain its collective orgasm today over the launch of “the first Venezuelan satellite.”

Venezuelan?! Se fumaron una lumpiaChinese design, Chinese engineering, Chinese manufacturing, Chinese testing, Chinese software, Chinese rocket, Chinese launch control…the only thing that’s Venezuelan about Venesat-1 is the money that paid for it.