Egotistical neighbors in bitch-slapping contest

The obscenity-laden "chou" that Hugo Chávez and Alvaro Uribe put on in Mexico made its way to CNN’s main page.

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when the Cuban President ends up playing peacemaker. The only thing missing in this surreal summit was Peter Sellers yelling: "Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room!"