The attempts to convince Venezuelans he’s just a middle-of-the-road guy are not restricted to economics. As the fat man said yesterday, while a chavista "priest" blessed him by creepily fondling his head on TV:
"Christianity and socialism can perfectly go hand in hand through the roads of history."
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