Tell me, Diosdado, what would you like me to ask you?

That last phrase did not make it on air, but I’m willing to bet it was the first question Vladimir Villegas asked Diosdado Cabello during this stellar example of complacent journalism/total waste of 30 minutes I will never get back from my life.

Congratulations on your new show, Vladimir, I’m sure we have many hours of insightful, intrepid interviews to look forward to in the future.

Oh, and you forgot to ask Diosdado about his favorite color.