Cuando voy a Maracaibo y empiezo a cruzar el puente denuncio una conspiración tan grande que se me nubla la mente...

Folks, President Maduro has just announced that noted crazy person Miguel Angel Pérez Pirela will be PSUV’s candidate for Mayor of Maracaibo. Mi sentido pésame to Juan Cristobal...

This guy's going to do to the city what this does to your arteries...
This guy’s going to do to the city what this thing does to your arteries…

Folks, President Maduro has just announced that noted crazy person Miguel Angel Pérez Pirela will be PSUV’s candidate for Mayor of Maracaibo.

Mi sentido pésame to Juan Cristobal and all the other maracuchos out there…