Maduro repeals the Laws of Physics

Because, as everyone knows, planes shot down in mid air land with their engines side-by-side...
Because, as everyone knows, planes shot down in mid-air land with their engines perfectly aligned side-by-side…

Look at this photo closely. Does this look to you like a drug plane that’s been shot down by an F16 fighter jet?!

Because that’s the crazy story General Godfather (that really is his name!) is hawkin’ on Twitter…

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