The Week in Bullets

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  • National Hoodlum’s Vacation

On January 3rd the government was expected to announce the new economic measures for 2015. During that day we received a bunch of messages regarding the manner in which the government would inform the public. First, Maduro was going to drop the bomb all by himself. Later, we were told there were going to be two announcements: a technical one by the relevant authorities, and another one “for the people” by the President. By the end of the day, we heard they were going to hold one of their televised “work” sessions to deliver the news. Nothing happened. Next thing we know, Maduro jumps in a Cuban plane, and goes on a trip to Russia, China, and the middle east, to find something, or somebody, or time, or whatever.

It is clear that there is a huge disagreement with respect to what has to be done. Word in the street is that most of the high ranking chavistas agree that the measures have to be put in place asap, and that Maduro used whatever leverage he has left to buy him time, sort of to deliver some good news with the bad news. A Hail Mary.

Maduro’s bold move has had some interesting results:

Russia: Maduro’s quick stop by Russia was prolific in generating memes of the President wearing a huge Bolivarian scarf as he stepped off the plane. Putin didn’t receive him.

China: Maduro announced that the Chinese government was to invest 20 billion in Venezuela. The Chinese government announced “meh“. In the end, they mostly spoke about existing agreements, and Maduro even admitted he wasn’t sure the Chinese “investment” would help Venezuela survive these low oil prices.

Iran: The Venezuelan government deemed the trip a success as they proudly announced the result: The Teheran – Caracas direct flight will be back.

OPEP Countries: Maduro has been meeting with middle eastern princes, sheiks, and the like, who have briefly received him politely for some awesome photo ops.

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“Sit here and spin.”

Also, the Maduro family vacation album leaked.

Venezuela is going through an incredible tense moment. It is very hard to believe that these pictures were just posted on any of the Maduro sisters Instagram or Facebook accounts. Can they be this stupid? They are smiling for frack’s sake! One can only think there may be some evil chavista mind trick behind the leak. Or, again, they are just really really stupid.

  •  Rise of the Boliticians

As Juan says in his post “Caracas Chronicles has been loathe to delve into the whole Derwick-Diosdado-opposition saga” and, in the mean time, we won’t get into that. We understand, however, that most of our readers ache for a dose of boligossip every once in a while. In this respect, Thor Halvorssen’s letter is well worth another read. This is a sidefight that deserves attention.

  • Two Faces of Dante

We covered the whole “Venezuela ran out of McDonald’s french fries” issue, mostly based on Hannah’s article and Dante’s twitter frenzy (you know, Dante Rivas, Venezuela’s own antibureaucracy czar). The McDonald’s thing should not be THAT relevant since we’ve got people standing in line for hours just to get a hold of chicken and milk whatever they can find at the supermarket. What did make it relevant for us was Dante’s comments: “McDonald’s ran out of French fries. Pretty cool. We welcome the turbulence. Now we shall eat yuca 100% Venezuelan made”. The guy is evil. The whole Twitter rant is absolutely incendiary, and makes you think that there is an ulterior motive to saying crap like “Whoever wants to eat imported food, go right ahead, but with your own dollars and not with the country’s dollars.” Then you see the pictures of Maduro’s sisters touring the countries of the Axis, and you are sure there is an ulterior motive to those comments. Someone is trolling us.

The next day, Dante the hero. Or sort of naive hero in a Chávez-like manner. Remember how Chávez used to “fight for the people and had good intentions but was surrounded by evil folk (who now rule the country in his name)?” Well, our young hero tweeted the following: 

Dante’s tweet says: “Here I’m sending you the instructions for Registrars and Notaries, so you can defend yourself from mistreatment.” Attached to the tweet he included the letter instructing Registries and Notaries to simplify the requirements and revision of the documents they process, including an explicit prohibition to request copies of identity cards and tax information certificates to signatories. If you are not Venezuelan you may not understand this. But copies of personal documentation is the root of all evil in our country. The man is embarking in an epic quest.

Look over there, Sancho Panza, my friend, where there are thirty or more monstrous giants with whom I plan to do battle and take all their lives, and with their spoils we’ll start to get rich. This is righteous warfare, and it’s a great service to God to rid the earth of such a wicked seed.

It’s like he is a mini-Chávez. Dante vive. 

  • Lost in the Supermarket

Our Minister of Justice, @gestionperfecta (gotta love her avatar), and Carlos Osorio, Vice-President of Alimentary Security and Sovereignty (?), went on a planned PR visit to the Bicentenario Supermarket in Plaza Venezuela. Planning and executing are two very different things. Reality exploded on Osorio’s face as the chicken arrived and the mob went haywire.

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The good people at VivoPlay have been doing an excellent job covering this new wave of scarcity in Caracas, but in more than one occasion have been forced to turn their cameras off. Moreover, the general coverage of the situation has become a serious issue. At least two journalists have been aprehended and taken to Fuerte Tiuna for taking pictures of the lines outside the supermarkets.

  • The barbarians within

Check out Rodrigo’s first hand account of crime and violence in the streets of Caracas. A nice piece of literary journalism.

  • Expropiar es robar

Zulimilk’s powdered milk production plant was subject to “intervention” by the government. There seems to be a pattern in Central Government’s idiocratic strategies and statements while Maduro is away. Just like the call for a national strike which doesn’t even deserve a bullet of its own (ok, maybe just a quick link). They seem to be looking —once again— to generate a crisis. And who can blame them? Chavismo thrives in conflict.

  • Not in Nottingham

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With all the silly mishaps Nicolas Maduro has been dealing with since the new year we forgot about other (most boring) subjects. For instance, the recent Tax reform that was put in place per the Enabling Act. As many other scandalous changes that were swept under the rug, the reform modified the concept of taxable net income in article 31 of the Income Tax Law. We won’t get technical, nor will we get deep in the legal discussion of whether the old concept still applies. The only thing we are going to say is that this issue is likely to get a lot of press in the days that will follow. This modification, along with the severe penalties that were included in the Tax Reform, will force the Employer (companies) to withhold taxes over some concepts that were considered non taxable for employees. This is serious.

While people stand in line trying to get products that are scarce, the government slides its hand into their pockets to get hold of a poor, devalued coin. Miserable.

  • See-Saw

The Venezuelan oil barrel plunges deep into the latrine: $41.53

On the other hand, we have the parallel Dollar almost reaching Bs. 188. As expected. There is, however, an unexpected new variable to this equation, the SICAD II rate just pierced through the Bs. 52 ceiling.

1 COMMENT

  1. Seems the government has very few good options with oil crashing and not much cash coming in over the next year…

    Obviously, they need to generate every dollar they can, and they will need to mortgage the future further via the Chinese, Citgo, or future drilling rights (which thankfully nobody in the world trusts given how they revoked such rights before).

    That said, even if they can get the $20+ billion they need to survive the year, what’s next with such an unpopular president?
    1). Ride it out all the way to the congressional elections and hope Maduro’s unpopularity doesn’t create a landslide in the process for Cabello and everyone else?
    2). Have Maduro step down and call for another election (which I assume is required by the constitution given what we just went through with Chavez?). I also assume Cabello would have to run in his place as the government’s only true option?
    3). Have a coup by Cabello and skip both elections by some type of military marshal law, avoiding elections all together?

  2. Wasn’t Ramirez sacked from International Relations ministry because his world-wide trip to defend oil prices failed? Well, Maduro’s trip is a total disaster. He claims to have obtained $20 billion in new money, but it is a lie. He got nothing. And the Russians gave him a third-rate welcoming. I haven’t hear anything specific about Saudi Arabia and Qatar, but it is almost sure that he got nothing again. The only folks who seem to have gotten something is the royal pain-in-the-ass family who got a nice trip all paid by the public.

    • “Wasn’t Ramirez sacked from International Relations ministry because his world-wide trip to defend oil prices failed?”

      Actually, I bet that chacalito was kicked out of pudrevesa and then from the ministry straight into the “Mean beast” jaws for daring to touch the biggest mafia in the chaburra Venezuela: The currency exchange control system.

  3. Notarized copies of documentation is the root of all evil in Venezuela. I am glad that has now been pointed out. A chip embedded in the forehead in perpetuity would be easier to deal with.

    • Anti-government chants or protests at baseball games is hardly new. Remember (Uno Dos Tres Chavez esta punchado!” (uno-crime, dos-scarcity, tres-blackouts) was popular years back. That’s why they had to control crowd noise on the TV broadcasts so they could block that kind of stuff out

      • Yes, that is true. But one could easily argue that THIS situation is so much different than that which took place under Chavez. The numbers of the disgruntled are proportionally larger, and the anger/frustration among the populace (all incomes) is everywhere to be seen. Any spark could set this off. Again, how much longer can this last?

        • If just 50% of the protests that existed last year went off again, it would already be overkill. It’s 1989 in Venezuela, the people are not fed up with “communism” (chavismo) per se, but rather with the lack of basic supplies. That’s why even the Chavistas masses will go to the streets in due time and call for change.

          • “…the people are not fed up with “communism” (chavismo) per se, but rather with the lack of basic supplies.”

            The lack of basic supplies IS part of the communism/chavismo, they have been trying their hardest to sink people in the latrine of marginality during fifteen years, and don’t hesitate to rub it in our faces; remember the infamous héctor rodríguez, joge rodríguez’s son, who claimed “we won’t get the people out of poverty so they become ‘escuálidos’, hehehe!”, the drug kingpin “protesters are hitting themselves to damage the revolution” alssaimi who spat “the poorer the people is, more loyal to the revolution”; let’s not forget it begun with the biggest hypocrite himself, the wax doll, with his “being rich is bad!” catchphrase.

            Also, the protest during baseball games is old news, dude, it’s been happening from some time already, don’t forget this guy who was even put into jail for wearing this shirt:

            http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QyEcn0oAvZo/TORpBMNYbiI/AAAAAAAACxU/_b08utO_J4w/s1600/Hugo%2Bme%2Bcago%2Ben%2Btu%2Brevolucion_2.bmp

          • “The lack of basic supplies IS part of the communism/chavismo”

            100% correct. But the masses don’t quite understand that, they are “primitive” in the sense that political ideologies are just longinque abstract concepts to them. What they understand, though, is opening the fridge and not finding milk to feed their children. That they get it.

            “their hardest to sink people in the latrine of marginality during fifteen years, and don’t hesitate to rub it in our faces”

            Exactly, but the Chavismo fascism still had tons of “gifts” to buy their acceptance and solidify their power thoughout the years. If before Chavismo the people were just in poverty, with chavismo they remained in poverty but got things like “Gran Misión Vivienda”, “Mi casa Bien equipada” etc. to surrender to. But that’s no longer the case.

            “the poorer the people is, more loyal to the revolution”

            When you can give breadcrumbs for them, yes! But when they are just dying because there’s no medicine available, no.

            “Also, the protest during baseball games is old news, dude, it’s been happening from some time already, don’t forget this guy who was even put into jail for wearing this shirt:”

            No, this is brand new news! If even after all that bloody repression we saw, the people are still brave enough to chant against the regime in broad day light, that’s a fantastic sign.

            Do you remember the 2011 Iranian protests? After all the government ofensive against the protesters, the protests have been completely mutted. That didn’t happen in Venezuela. And that’s what make Chavistas lie awake at night thinking: “¡Por Dios!, if even after everything we did against them, they are just as strong as before, what else can we do? ”

            Chavismo’s days are numbered, and they know it.

  4. “This is a sidefight that deserves attention.”

    What do you mean? Thor is Leopoldo Lopez’ cousin.

    You do understand that by going over sterile you can also draw attention, right?

  5. I am not surprised by Maduro haplessness. I worry, however, by what having him as president says about us.

    Incidentally, the Venezuelan oil basket is 37 USD today.

  6. Raul, kudos and thank you for another great summary. And, to think, I even heard Aretha Franklin live many years ago in Caracas at night, when one could still walk the streets….

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