Stop hating on queues!

The government wants you to know that waiting in line for scarce products is a good way of stimulating the economy, and that the Chinese are sneaky salesmen.

Don’t you know they actually help our thriving economy?  What have YOU done for your country lately? Yeah, I thought so. Now get off your ass and go wait in line, it’s the least you could do.

A big thank you to Venezuelan State Television for bringing this to our attention.


Emiliana Duarte

Emi is a cook, a lover of animals, politics, expletives, and Venezuela. She is the co-founder of Caracas Chronicles LLC and Managing Editor if the site until December 2017.