Final Tally. For Real. We Swear to God. This is it:



(Siéntate, Diosdado.)


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Emi is a cook, a lover of animals, politics, expletives, and Venezuela. She is the co-founder of Caracas Chronicles LLC and Managing Editor if the site until December 2017.