End-of-Times Chronicles

What do you need to round off your no-running-water, blacked out, crime-infested, Toilet Paper-less Easter break? Crocodiles!

As though there wasn’t enough of a pre-rapture vibe to this Semana Santa, El Nacional is now reporting that multiple crocodiles have been spotted in tourist hotspots like Higuerote, Carenero and Rio Chico.

So, y’know, #AbsolutaNormalidad.