Armageddon poetry slam

There are only so many ways that one can forecast Venezuela's impending collapse. We round up this week's international headlines in haiku form. Enjoy

Venezuela is

on the fast track to smash-up.

An epic collapse.

-Miami Herald

Maduro insists

on kamikaze tactics

Likely explosion.

-Washington Post

Skyrocketing up

One thousand, six-forty two

percent inflation.

-CNN Money

Guri, a desert.

Motta prays for rain so that

he won’t lose power.


The revolution

can ensure prosperity

Economic war.


Emiliana Duarte

Emi is a cook, a lover of animals, politics, expletives, and Venezuela. She is the co-founder of Caracas Chronicles LLC and Managing Editor if the site until December 2017.