Armageddon poetry slam

There are only so many ways that one can forecast Venezuela's impending collapse. We round up this week's international headlines in haiku form. Enjoy.

Venezuela is

on the fast track to smash-up.

An epic collapse.

-Miami Herald


Maduro insists

on kamikaze tactics

Likely explosion.

-Washington Post


Skyrocketing up

One thousand, six-forty two

percent inflation.

-CNN Money


Guri, a desert.

Motta prays for rain so that

he won’t lose power.

-Reuters


The revolution

can ensure prosperity

Economic war.

-Telesur

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