Paging Dr. Who

Personally, I like my time sequential. Starting at the beginning and running straight through to the end. Which is why I don’t appreciate the crazy time-warpy feeling I get reading about chavista policy.

I mean, seriously? You want to fight inflation by setting price controls for every mass consumption item?

What is this, 1979?!

What’s next, the Phlogiston Climate Change Control Initiative? The Institute for Improved Public Safety through Phrenology? Por Dios, vale…

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