File Under "Signs of the Apocalypse"

What’s scarier? That chavistas think these images are going to make da kidz vote for Chávez, or that they’re right, possibly?

And, pardon me while I pick up my cédula but, what the hell does “otro beta” mean!? Can it really be that for the last 14 years all we’ve been doing is testing a pre-release version of Chávez for bugs!?

That would explain a lot, actually…