Even the rectal sovereignty is imported…

cant-tell-if-irony-or-just-trolling-thumb.jpgTo stop the “imperialist plan” to deprive us from toilet paper and making our lives (even more) miserable, the State has joined forces with a major corporation del Imperio mesmo to supply us with all the necessary TP.

In fact, even the State-owned Bicentenario supermarket chain is now selling toilet paper made in the good ol’ U.S. of A.

How come? Isn’t Bolivian TP not good enough for you anymore?

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