FitVen, Tourism Minister Andrés Izarra’s flagship Venezuela Promotional Expo, needed an image to demonstrate just how welcoming the country is to outsiders. So of course they came up with this one:
Who is the strapping young man being welcomed into the sweet embrace of the patria?
He’s Miami Herald reporter Jim Wyss, in 2013, returning home to the States after 48 hours under Military Intelligence Detention for asking awkward questions about smuggling in San Cristobal.
Esa vaina no fue accidental ni que me lo jure el papa.
Update: The BBC is quoting Wyss saying the ad has been dropped.
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It’s like they are rubbing the middle finger all over our faces.
So, if you plan to visit Venezuela and have any kind of Press credential, prepare to to be received by friends and family this way, if you ever come back home alive.
Duro! que perversion, tipo nivel Goebels…
“We shall go down in history as the greatest statesmen of all time,or as the greatest criminals”
― Joseph Goebbels
It’s tough finding a foreign tourist actually in Venezuela. When we meet, we usually hug, like this.
You’ll find it a lot easier from now on, with more hugs on the horizon. After all, advertising at a promo expo can only lead to sure-fire results, no pun on the fire.
When I receive hugs in Venezuela, I always check for perforations, my wallet and my watch, in that order.
Honestly, in all the traveling I’ve done including the really-off-the-beaten-path places, I’ve never been to a place where I could go two whole weeks without encountering another native English speaker in some capacity.
Merida has something of an adventure tourism market. Most of the people who capitalize and own the businesses are ex-pats from Europe and they employ Venezuelans. Jeep tours to the paramo, the parapente company, atvs, canyoneering. The guides are all Venezolano, but the offices are packed with Dutch, French, Germans, you name it.
is jim wyss aware of this? methinks que en ese gancho todavia queda mucha carne que salar…
check out the byline http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/deadline-miami/article8616728.html
I remember reading his article in 2013. A re-read is interesting as NOT A DAMN THING HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN! (unless you count getting worse)
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/article1957351.html
La Guaira has always been slightly sinister for all foreigners, since I can remember.My elderly parents were once detained while officials searched them for drugs…thank God for my astute criollo husband who was able to convince them of their innocence….this was back in the 80’s, so I can only imagine how dangerous things are now.It takes a brave man or woman who knows this to be true and still takes a chance.
Nah, just money for “el ‘fresco”.
Our own Goebbels, nos mean y dicen que es lluvia.
FT, it could have been worse–they could have used Tim Tracy returning home.
Tracy’s photo makes for a less welcoming though, probably, much more realistic depiction…
If I’m him I am thinking at this precise moment: buddy, your friend is loading a ton of cocaine bound for Europe, right down there, and you want to search my wallet?
Ah, damnit! You beat me to it. I was going to post this in the comments on the recent post on the Fitur Expo in Madrid. Good catch!
… I kinda expect this to disappear from everywhere they deployed it and then furious declarations about how he did a photoshop…
Innocent looking foreigners are seen as easy marks for the extortion of bribes by police guards anywhere in Latam .
When traveling in LatAm, I used to escape the bribes by playing dumb, and pretending to not understand Spanish until they gave up on me as a lost cause who was wasting their time. I can’t pull that one off anymore, though. My comprehension is such that it shows in my face. However, here in Margarita, the police have long since stopped pretending to enforce traffic laws even to collect bribes. I find it amazing that traffic works as well as it does, considering.
I spent almost all the bolivars I had left on the cab ride from Caracas to the airport one time. So when the kid in the National Guard uniform asked me for a certain amount for tax I just played dumb and gave him everything I had, not much. He even gave me some back, the more worthless bills.
This is not an accident. Someone in the chain through a joker into the deck. I hope he covered his tracks well. Chavismo will not be amused.
Or it’s a coded warning…
Or a planned sabotage of Izzara from someone inside Chavismo…?
Oh, well… We could speculate forever, but will probably never know the truth.
Look, whether it was Izarra or some hapless Telesur intern, we can’t blame them. They are just trying to depict the uniquely venezuelan propensity for hugging. Oh, it is our blessing and our curse for it keeps us from joining the modern world… etc….
Por favor, todos sabemos que si al rizarrita lo hubieran querido trollear de verdad, le hubieran metido ESTA foto:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JA6_8uUuECY/SwXw7vXgMsI/AAAAAAAAAA0/ppZjLFM_GB0/s1600/Imagen11.jpg
La contradicción chaburra en dos patas, racismo y xenofobia en un país fortalecido por inmigrantes y cuya población comparte casi el 90% del fenotipo racial.
¿Qué es ‘fenotipo racial’?
Parecer blanco a pesar de no serlo.
¿El 90% de los venezolanos ‘parecen blancos’?
no vale, no creo. Pero quizás un 70% quisiera serlo.
Más bien “el 90% de los venezolanos parecen combinación neutra de colores”
Fenotipo = Conjunto de características físicas externas de un ser vivo.
Por ejemplo, el fenotipo caucásico, es de piel clara y tiene unos rasgos faciales determinados, mientras que el fenotipo negro, tiene piel oscura y otro conjunto de rasgos faciales determinados.
En Venezuela, el 90% de la población comparte casi todos los rasgos raciales, por la sencilla razón de que casi todo el mundo acá es descendiente de un mestizaje que proviene desde tiempos de la colonia, lo que refleja la idiotez inherente a que alguien quiera ser racista, puesto a que como dice el refrán, “se está escupiendo él mismo en la cara”
Chavismo, pushing into the limits of the trollosphere…
Pura mamadera de gallo… maybe the caption should read “mamamos a Venezuela”
they took it down. I dont think Chavismo Telesur and Minci leadership find this funny. They are that dumb and clueless you know
Los trolearon. No creo que sea una advertencia… Si es una advertencia estos tipos se terminaron de volver locos.
Jym is so happy to be alive in that picture. It was a good laugh
BTW, I’m not sure Izarra takes the blame for this one. He’s in the tourism ministry, but the picture is an ad for Telesur. Oh, the ironies, a “news channel” advertising its love for Venezuela by showing harassed foreign journalists.
Come to think of it, jim Wyss *was* treated like one of our own.
Juan, Wyss was NOT treated like one of our own. They let him go.
That’s true.
Telesur hugging ad memes in 3… 2… 1…
If you Google: ecuador travel
You get their fancy official site for tourism as the 1st result.
If you Google: venezuela travel
You get the Venezuela Travel Warning page from the US Department of State as the 1st result.
Cheverito got owned.
I thought the news about murdered tourists were going to appear first, heheh.
Are we sure El Chigüire’s paws are not involved in this?
Please, say yes
I think that that this case, as most of the things that happen with this government, are first and foremost due to incompetence.
The picture is a good one. The guy looks like a gringo and his face is full of happiness…but first the picture was taken without permission (who cares about copyrights?…) and it happened to be that of a detained journalist (who cares about re-checking where a picture came from).
Do not think this is on purpose, it is just pure incompetence
NYTimes: Odd Photo Choice for Venezuela Promotional Effort
http://nyti.ms/1CJlEvZ
Hopefully Telesur will get a participant trophy for trying to be a news network.
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